More on "crack addiction"

One of the girls I work with on Monday morning asked me this past Monday if they'd told me about our Yelp review. "Yeah!" I said, "I even wore makeup that day."

"I think about it all the time now," she replied. "I looked in the mirror and was like, how many colors am I wearing? Is my hair alright?"*

So I guess I'm not the only one.

*This is not verbatim. We had this conversation around 7:00 AM. I cannot remember it that clearly.