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Yesterday:

"Oh, yeah, well I'm from Beaumont, I evacuated because of Ike. My two kids go to school up here, so I got to see them. What about you? Are you in school?"

"Yep, sure am."

"Where do you go to school at?"

"I'm at UT."

"What are you studying?"

"Oh, I'm an American Studies and Plan II major."

"What'd you say? Plan what? What's that?"

"It's a sort of honors major."

"Oh, so you're brilliant. I never would have known, you're so cute."

"... Thank you."

"Usually the smart girls aren't as cute. You can usually tell."

"Mmm."

"My daughter's pretty sharp."



.... Did she just tell me her daughter was ugly?