Showing posts with label hair. Show all posts
Showing posts with label hair. Show all posts

Wednesday, August 27, 2008

My family: More Converative than God.

[Coming home from dinner, we drive past a girl walking in our neighborhood with pink hair.]

Cousin-in-law: I think that girl should go dye her hair a better color.
Me: I think people should be able to do whatever they want with their hair.
CIL: If God didn't want my hair this color, he wouldn't have given it to me.
Me: If God didn't want you to dye your hair, he wouldn't have given you the ability to do so.



Why the FUCK does a person's hair color even matter?

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

The danger of bookstores

Yesterday, in an attempt to either thwart or unmask our mysterious flasher, I visited a number of small boutiques and clothing stores, telling them about the problems we've had, and asking if they've had any similar problems. People were glad to know about the situation, and very thankful that I was going around doing this.

At one of the stores, I got to talking with the guy about weird people in general, and he started telling me a whole series of stories from when he worked in a local bookstore. There was one guy who would shit in the sci-fi section, and a few other similar things. The icing on the cake (haha) however was the following: There was one guy who would come in and masturbate in his pants. When a woman leaned over to get a book off of one of the bottom shelves, he'd whip it out and shoot in her hair. The guy I was talking to said they'd know when it happened, because they'd hear a woman scream, and then see a guy sprint out of the store.

They never caught him. Be careful in bookstores, ladies.